January 11th, 2008 — Written by David — Lisa Rinna
Lisa Rinna (Taylor McBride from Melrose Place) is a fairly attractive woman. She looks pretty good, especially considering she is 44 years old. For the most part anyway, until you realize she looks as though she pissed off a fairly large bee colony that was only interested in the lower part of her face.
Rinna can’t possibly think her lips look good, can she? Most swelling from collagen injections eventually goes down, but Rinna has been sporting this look for years, making me think she’s probably had the procedure done more than once.
This is a woman who already had fairly large lips:
Why on earth would she feel the need to go even bigger?
January 10th, 2008 — Written by David — Heidi Montag
I have never seen an episode of The Hills. I think I’d rather die. But Heidi Montag is hot, and I can get behind that, so here are some pictures of her kind of topless but not really in Maxim.
Which you know, brings me to a point. What the hell is the point of a men’s magazine where all the girls are wearing clothes? It doesn’t make any sense. I realize they’re not going to get fine upstanding young “actresses” like Heidi Montag to strip down completely in their low rent rag, but that doesn’t mean they can’t toss us something in the rest of the magazine. It’s ridiculous.
Anyway, here’s Montag being a cocktease. I’m sure in 3-5 years we’ll get a look at the rest of her.
Hey look it’s another Britney Spears clothing malfunction. She’s really not showing all that much here, but just enough so that we can … dear God WTF is all over her chest? Is there some kind of affliction that causes you to break out like a diseased hooker all over your boobs?
He somehow didn’t make our list, but Carrot Top has undergone some pretty radical body morphing. Not sure if steroids are involved as far as the body changes go (could just be hard work … I guess), but the changes to the face are just scary. You have to wonder if he’s pleased with the results to his face.
Check out a couple of before shots followed by a few afters:
January 6th, 2008 — Written by David — Penelope Cruz
Penelope Cruz is making news lately because of a music video made by her brother featuring her kissing her sister Monica. Here’s the Director’s Cut, pretty scandalous (and a little weird):
January 5th, 2008 — Written by David — Adriana Lima
Maybe it’s a hot New Year’s resolution, I’m not sure, but it seems like the celeb sex tapes are coming fast and furious these days.
Adriana Lima is the latest celebrity to be singled out as having participated in a sex tape. There is quite a bit of debate on whether or not it is actually her. Do a little Googling and I’m sure you’ll come across the video and see for yourself. I am honestly don’t think it is her, mostly because the camera rotates during the act, meaning there’s a third person in the room film, making it likely to be from a porn shoot. Most of these things are generally just the celeb and one other person, not so much group affairs!
Amy Fisher has been in the news alot lately because of her sex tape, but she doesn’t seem to be sweating it too much in these pictures. She’s DJ’ing here at a party to celebrate the release of her sex tape.
Interesting that she decided not to fight the owners of the tape, deciding instead to just get a cut of the proceeds. Probably a smart call since the tape is out there now whatever she does. Might as well make some money while she can.
It’s been coming for over a year, but I think we can probably say she’s finally hit rock bottom. Unless a suicide is on the way, and I wouldn’t rule it out.
First thing’s first, here is some video of Britney being rushed to the hospital:
Spears refused to return her children to Federline on Thursday night, leading to a three hour standoff with police.
Seriously, let’s flash back to 1999. Would you have ever thought in a million years, that Britney Spears would ever have a standoff with police?
Police decided she needed help, and she was subsequently taken to the hospital for psychiatric evaluation. Would it really surprise anyone at this point if she were actually schizophrenic? I mean we have a lot of celebrities in this country, odds are some are going to be pretty mentally disturbed. It would explain so much. So, so much.
Hayden Panettiere has always struck me as being pretty corruptible for some reason, and here is confirmation as she is drinking with Lindsay Lohan recently. Pair that with her relationship to a 30 year old and I think we’ve potentially got another Britney Spears / Lindsay Lohan in the making.
